He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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