very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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