Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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