New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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