i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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