thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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