i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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