Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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