By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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