white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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