And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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