Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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