Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
