Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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