He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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