so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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