we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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