You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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