just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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