No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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