worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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