now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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