dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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