we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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