Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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