Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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