i just google imaged poop.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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