is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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