But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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