she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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