I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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