butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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