Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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