I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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