Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
