Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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