Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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