found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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