D3 body, D1 cock
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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