Kiss
Puke
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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