Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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