Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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