But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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