The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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