you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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