Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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