great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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