hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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