Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You made out with two different species that night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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