i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Still dying that you shit outside
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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